I moved to New York in 2007. That Christmas I got a New York calendar and exacto-knifed and spray-mounted pictures of myself onto each month to remind my grandmother that even from 3,000 miles away, I was her coolest grandkid. I’ve done one each year, mostly with baby pictures of me and my brother. Five years, man.

I moved to New York in 2007. That Christmas I got a New York calendar and exacto-knifed and spray-mounted pictures of myself onto each month to remind my grandmother that even from 3,000 miles away, I was her coolest grandkid. I’ve done one each year, mostly with baby pictures of me and my brother. Five years, man.