January 2010
19 posts
In the land of the barter, almost anything is game. High on the list are well-seasoned steak and cocaine.
Officially annoying today. Maybe lifting boxes will make me sweat it out.
WORST day. I just found out my high school Taco Bell is gone, I might not get to go to Uniqlo for the +J opening, and also Haiti. Bums.
Pretty hip, Amazon. RT @amazonmp3 Daily Deal: Fever Ray, suggested if you like the Knife or Portishead. $2.99 today: http://bit.ly/748VAG
The girlfriend just said ” i knew-ticed” but it could’ve been “i, nudist” were I a stenographer.
It’s never not weird when you get heckled by talking-to-themselves crazy women about the out-of-order bathrooms in White Castle.
My girlfriend is a genius: Gene Hackman as Harod in The Quick and the Dead is the same character as Royal Tenenbaum.
Rihanna is young Diana Ross in the studio and Tina Turner in her personal life. This is ridiculous and appropriate all at once. Shit!
I’m having a love affair with stolen provolone right now.
Is it weird that I made Rachel Hunter less busty in my dream? And that I was making graphic novels mocking Rod Stewart’s age to woo her?
Well at least we still have Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon I guess.
“Damn you ain’t seen European Vacation? It’s the one with titties!”
On the “work”/communal computer upstairs looking for something. Instead found a sound file shortened to “Petter - So…hony”. Very @jiffles.
I could probably watch @kerrilee4u dance forever. Creative, hilarious, and sometimes violent. In a good way.