December 2009
32 posts
Do I dare disturb the universe? Do I dare crave shitty movies so bad that I will pay $6 on my debit card to watch The Ugly Truth?
I just imagined T.S. Eliot meeting Buckminster Fuller and them not getting along and it really bummed me out. Thanks, brain.
“People think I’m gluten-free on purpose and I’m like nah bitch I love bagels.”
Strippers are out for tonight. Phew.
God bless the mass-text and the friend group that tolerates it as a catalyst for drinking plans. Love these rapscallions.
Arturo Sandoval has total dad-steez.
My 8 year old cousin just got that new ipod nano and his favorite thing is to record videos from other phones and tvs. Future bootlegger.
My cousin Michael just called that Jonas brother with diabetes Diabetes Jesus.
Little half-breed Japanese toddlers are empirically the cutest. Sorry all other babies.
I do not regret the things I’ve done, but those I did not do. Except for singing the Pina Colada song last night. That was embarrassing.
Someone get my girlfriend away from Twitter before she explodes with RTs.
Been on the plane waiting to leave JFK for two hours now. Not so fun @jetblue. Now bring me a burrito.
On the plane, next to Jane Quigley and a baby. Dope.
Well, everyone else was doing it...
Leonard fucking Nemoy directed Three Men and a Baby?!
Accidentally came up with a great porn name: Prudie Bangs.
Stop what you’re doing, everyone: La Bamba is on Hulu. http://www.hulu.com/watch/113896/la-bamba
“sup nyerrrds” quoth the nerd on the computer watching Spinal Tap with @jiffles who is also on his tiny computer.
In a related note, I’ve learned that a cloth soaked in Coke cleans blackboards so good you write comments about it online.
I’m researching the best chalk board paint while simultaneously searching for how to clean and paint over it once I hate the way it looks.
Here’s to hoping a long subway ride, an old playlist, a bad back, and an energy drink will be an effective rain dance for…
Making it rain money at Minor Arcana tonight!
why do i never see the pertinent reblogs?
consumptionjunction:
rmblr:
Still lamenting not trying on one of those J+ for Uniqlo jackets before my size ran out. I looked really cool. Honest. Damn.
I try not to think about the grey blazer I was craving, and look forward to the Spring line. Already prepping the war room for shopping strategies.
the immaculate grey blazer is the “jacket” mentioned in the imported tweet....
Amazon: Cat Fancy is $13 for a year subscription →
yes, i just hooked it up for you guys.
Priceless. Just saw that aging midwestern douchebag Rex Sorgatz loves the @dethkillers shirts.
Minor Arcana has a popcorn maker now!